The Sneeze Volume 1 Issue 3 September 1997 Hello and welcome to the third issue of the Sneeze, the monthly newsletter for people with a sneezing fetish. And our list keeps growing. If you know of anyone who would like to be included in the mailing list please have them e-mail me at Demon327@aol.com. I am going to ask that everybody here follows a simple rule set by webmeistro in the first newsletter. That is don't trade something that you got on trade from somebody else without their permission. Some of the people with smaller collections may not be able to make later trades if somebody got all they have though an earlier trade with somebody else, and that just wouldn't be fair. First sneezes This section of the newsletter will be for recounting our first encounters with this fetish. This month's installment comes from JayJasperD. Here is a sneezing situation I recall from about 8th grade. Around the holiday season my music class would start singing, you guessed it, holiday songs. One of the songs went something like this. "...the goose is getting fat, please to put a penny in the old man's hat; If you haven't got a penny, a ha'penny will do, if you haven't got a ha'penny, God bless you." Now, we would sing this verse over and over again and every time we would sing "god bless you" , many of the girls in the class started fake sneezing. So, it was " if you haven't got a ha'penny, god bless you AHchoo!" I loved it. one day however, I while we were in the middle of this festive caroling, I felt a real sneeze of my own coming on. Now, for most people, it wouldn't have been an issue, but for a shy 8th grader who was busy watching the girls fake sneeze, it was mortifying. I stopped singing and tried to fight it. It kept coming back and I started to get nervous. I also got excited at the thought of sneezing in front of all these girls who were sneezing, fake though they may be. next I thought that maybe one of these girls felt the same about sneezing as I did and she was REALLY enjoying the fake sneezes too. That thought gave me the courage to let it go. So I tried to time it to when the girls said, "Ahchooo", and I got very close. When I sneezed most of the class looked and me and giggled. I turned 10 shades of red and grinned. It was a good class. If you would like to share your first sneeze experience in an upcoming issue please e-mail it to me and I will publish it in this section. Links Here are some interesting links to check out on the web, mostly for the women this time: http://www.wolfe.net/~anthony/flu/flu.htm http://lcweb.loc.gov/exhibits/treasures/trr018.html http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Boardwalk/8296 (Sneeze Fetish Online) http://www2.msstate.edu/~mfc1/sneezes Eyewitness Accounts From Me: The Store I was looking thorough a craft store today while my wife was in the Christmas shop next door. Two women walked into the store and stood about ten feet in front of me. I was standing on the other side of a round display stand when one of them decided to sneeze. She was about 5'-6", 110 lbs, with brown eyes, shoulder length straight brown hair. She was wearing sandals, blue jeans and a tight green turtle neck sweater. She had her left hand in a fist under her chin and I thought she was contemplating a purchase. When all of a sudden she brought her fist up in front of her mouth. She had her index finger half extended so it and only it was covering her nose. She stood like this for what seemed like an eternity. Then without seeming to breathe in at all her eyes squished shut, as I watched her from behind and left, she sneezed in a medium tone ha--CHHH. Her head bobbed forward a little and her shoulders shrugged as she sneezes. She appeared to be trying to be as quiet and subtle as possible. She put her hand down at her side and resumed looking at knick knacks. She turned to the left and it was all I could do to keep from staring. She took about four steps and stopped. She was blinking her eyes alot and her upper lip started to curl up. She brought her left hand up in a fist in front of her mouth again with the index finger half extended, covering her nose, with almost a too familiar action. Her eyes blinked twice more before she sneezed ha--CHHH. She put her hand back down at her side but did not unclench her fist. She turned away from me and then I heard her say to her friend in a quiet but frustrated tone (I can't believe she actually said this) "Oh god, here it comes." She stood looking at some items on the shelf for about 30 seconds and then her left hand started to move toward her face again. ha--CHHH she sneezed again, her head bobbing ever so slightly and her shoulders shrugging at the CHHH. She turned to her left again and starting walking,, her fist still coiled but hanging at her side. About five or six steps along the way to where her friend was now standing she brought her left back up to her face, but kept walking. Two more steps and she sneezed again, ha--CHHHH. This time she bent at the waist ever so slightly, maybe because she was walking. A few more steps and she reached the counter where her friend was standing and was out of my sight. I walked to the other corner of the store so as not to look like a stalker. I was about 15 feet away on her left side and she was talking to her friend when her hand started moving toward her face again. She had this frustrated look on her face like when is this going to stop. ( I hoped not for a long time). She covered her mouth and nose as before, but this time maybe because there was a clerk in front of her she turned to the left at the waist and sneezed ha--CHHH. She caught my eye and turned back forward. I watched her for about another minute but she appeared to be finished, so I left the store, holding an earlier purchase in front of me to conceal my enjoyment as I left. From tsirhc_susej@hotmail.com: It was at band practice at the high school I attend (I realize I'm the youngest in the group). I play euphonium in the band but for some reason, the band-master put me on the other side from the tuba player. Our tuba player was a girl about five foot six or five foot seven. She had black hair with streaks of brown and dark grey eyes. She was thin, almost gaunt and wore camouflage shirts with a long black skirt or some thing of the like; a rebellious teenager. Anyway, one day at band, the band-master was lecturing on something and I wasn't paying attention. I was looking around and looked in the tuba player's general direction just in time. I saw her eyes squeeze closed and her hand come up to cover her mouth. Uh-Chuh! Her head jerked forward. She opened her eyes momentarily but her hand was not lowered far and about a second and a half later her eyes closed again and her head jerked a bit harder Kuh-Chuh!! Then she put her hand back at her side and I decided to turn my attention back to the band-master's lecture. Now that I think about it, there have been a few other good sneezes at band. Now, the euphonium in our school's band is always being moved around and one day I was placed beside the flutes in front of the band. During another lecture from the band-master I heard a loud "Chaa!" and looked back to our tenor saxophone player. She had long hair of a very pale blond color. It really looked bleached, but I think it was natural. In fact, she might have been an albino, but I don't think so. Anyway, she was about five six and her light hair was tied back in a pony tail. I watched her for a moment and hoped she would sneeze again. She did but due to the placement of her hands (cupped and with one hand on each side of her nose) I couldn't see much of her face. I did however see her eyes crunch closed and hear a muffled yet still rather loud "Ker-Chaa!" as her head snapped forward. She put her hands down and I heard her utter "excuse me" softly. I'm envisioning this being one of the biggest and best parts of the newsletter. Please send your eyewitness accounts for the next issue. Remember it can be one sneeze and still be interesting. Just be as descriptive as possible so that everyone can picture what you saw. I need all of your help with this section. I have only received input from a couple of people here. If you have a small or non-existent collection of sneezes this is where you can shine. So send them in ! This feature looks pretty empty for October! Ultimate Sneeze This month's "ultimate sneeze" fantasy is from Me. A woman of about 30. 5'-8", 120 lbs, brown hair just above the shoulder, perfectly styled, brown eyes, with a cute little nose. She comes walking out of an expensive clothing store in the mall across from where I am sitting. She is carrying her purse and a bag of clothes in her right hand. She is wearing a dark blue suit with a skirt that ends about halfway to her knees, a white sheer blouse that is cut so low that when she bends over I can see the top of her bra, blue pantyhose, and blue 3" pumps with a cute little ankle strap. She comes walking out of the store straight at me. When she is about 20 feet away she stops, her eyes half close, her upper lip curls back ever so slightly, as this panicked look comes across her face, she frantically tries to open her purse with just her left hand. Then she sniffs in in kind of a flat breathy tone, "hi..hi", her eyes close, and her head tilts back ever so slightly, her left hand races from it's failed attempt to locate a tissue up toward her face. Her hand makes it to her face about two thirds the way through her sneeze, open handed palm to her face fingers pointing up as her head is gently moving forward and her shoulders hunch she lets go with this quiet but high pitched sneeze "he-choo". She looks around to see if anybody is looking at her, but does not see me for some reason. She starts to walk again but is stopped after just a few steps. This time she doesn't fumble with her purse, she knows that she doesn't have time. Her eyes half close and her head tilts back a little more than last time. Her left hand comes to her face again palm in, fingers up. "hi..hi...hi....he-choo." Her head bobbing forward and her shoulders shrugging at the stronger sneeze. Her head comes up out of the bob but she does not take her hand away from her face right away. It's then that I take note of her professionally manicured nails in dark red and her wedding ring. I think to myself "that lucky bastard, I bet he doesn't even get off on this". She is still holding her hand in front of her face as she looks to see if anybody is looking at her. She takes a step or two before she lowers her hand as though she thinks she may sneeze again. But she only takes a few steps again before the next sneeze takes hold of her and she stops. Her left hand races to her face as before as her eyes close and her head tilts back. She sniffs in in a higher pitch this time "he..he....Oh no..he.....he-chooo..Not he--he---he-Here..he-CHoo". She looks around to see if anybody is watching but only turns her left hand sideways cupping it over her mouth and nose. "he..he..he-CHOO....he-CHOOO...he-CHOOO...he-he-HE-CHOOO" her hand only leaving her face as her head tilts back and bending slightly at the waist on the last sneeze. She tries to catch her breath, but is only greeted by one last powerful sneeze. "he..he...he......HE---CHOOOO!" She is only a couple of feet in front of me and is doubled over by this last sneeze affording me a good view of her cleavage and the top of her bra. She stands upright, straightens her hair and looks around with this mortified look on her face that everyone in the mall must be watching her show. I watch her as she walks away and wonder if this episode will play further along the next time I dream. Texts Want ads This was an idea that I just had, a place to request things that you've seen and maybe somebody else has. My two for this issue are Does anybody have the episode of ER where this redheaded photographer comes into the hospital because she is allergic to cats? Does anybody have a copy of the Clinton - Dole debate? I'm told that about two minutes into it a woman in the front sneezes. Does anybody remember if Batgirl ever sneezed in the old Batman TV series? The list THE MOVIE LIST TITLE ACTRESS/ACTOR QTY QUALITY COMMENTS ROXANNE SHELLY DuVALL 1 10 NOT IN MY COPY OF SCRIPT MUST BE REAL THE CLIENT CHER 1 8 AS A DEF LAWYER (BELEIVED REAL) MARE WHITTINGHAM BEFORE HUTTON BECOMES ANGEL (REAL?) BAD TIMING KATHLEEN TURNER? 1 TERMS OF ENDEARMENT DEBRA WINGER 3 7 FOLLOWS THE WEDDING BETRAYED DEBRA WINGER MULT THROUGHOUT FILM (HAYFEVER?) MURPHY'S ROMANCE SALLY FIELD 10 7 IN THE HAY W/EX HUSBAND LEPRECHAUN II 6 8 #3 IN SLOW MOTION DROP DEAD FRED PHOEBE CATES 2 5 FLOWERS, MAKING SALAD ALICE IN WONDERLAND ANY 2 HOUSESITTER GOLDIE HAWN 1 7 AT APT TO USE PHONE GIRL MOST LIKELY TO STOCKARD CHANNING MULT 6 ALLERGIC TO ROSES THE CLOCK JUDY GARLAND GREAT SCENE ON BUS MANNEQUIN II 1 7 WHEN "AWAKENING" FIRST TIME DR. ZHIVAGO MULT 3 MID AGE HIGH MAINT. WOMAN NEAR START WHERE THE BOYS ARE MULT TWO GIRLS NEAR START (50'S-60'S) SINGLES BRIDGET FONDA 3 5 1ST 2 ARE PRETEND FAIR DISCUSSION TOP SECRET 1 7 DURING FORTRESS ATTACK NEAR END IQ MEG RYAN 1 ZAPPED 1 5 ALMOST LAST SCENE GREMLINS II 4 7 TWO DOUBLES IN MIDDLE MUPPET MOVIE MULT 6 PRODUCER'S SEC NEAR START GUYS AND DOLLS MULT CLUELESS 2 THE PAPER MARISSA TOMEI 1 THE MIRROR CRAK'D MULT 8 SEC HAS HAYFEVER VERY LOUD SNEEZES HEIDI ANY SAFE 1 1 DIR BY TODD HAYNES UNBREAR LITNESS BEING 2 7 AFTER TRAIN RIDE FATHER OF THE BRIDE('54) MULT 6 AT WEDDING REHEARSAL WELC BCK ROXY CARMICL 1 6 HAIRSTYLIST AFTER BICYCLE CRASH BACKFIELD IN MOTION 2 6 SILKWOOD MERYL STREEP 1 8 FAKE (PRETENDS TO SNEEZE) IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER 2 7 THE SWAN GRACE KELLY 1 6 WHILE HIDING MODESTY BLAISE MONICA VITTI 1 4 WHILE HIDING A TALE OF JEALOSY MONICA VITTI 1 6 THE FACTS OF LIFE LUCILLE BALL 4 8 WHILE KISSING FIVE DESPARATE WOMEN STEPHANIE POWERS MULT 5 ALLERGY TO DOGS PERFECT MATCH JENNIFER EDWARDS 1 3 COLD DATE WITH AN ANGEL EMMANUEL BEART 1 8 DUST MY STEPMOM IS AN ALIEN KIM BASSINGER 2 7 FLOUR SERIAL MOM KATHLEEN TURNER 1 THAT THING YOU DO LIV TYLER 1 7 CAPTAIN RON 3 NEAR BEGINNING IN ELEVATOR CARRY ON GIRLS MULT NEAR END BEATUTY CONTEST MALE TOO THE TALL GUY JEFF GOLDBLUM MULT BARON MUNCHAUSEN ROBIN WILLIAMS 2 STARGATE GUY WITH GLASSES 4 ALLERGIES BUY AND CELL MULT GUYS AND DOLLS NATHAN DETROIT AT END LAST CRUSADE HARISON FORD 1 PRETENDS IN MID MOVIE SUPERMAN (2 ?) WHILE BOWLING/DUST HOOK ROBIN WILLIAMS FAIRY DUST BUTCHER'S WIFE MALE LEAD 1 HELLO DOLLY MICHAEL CRAWORD 2 KISS ME KATE MALE LEAD 2 STARMAN JEFF BRIDGES 2 IN TRAIN CAR I've not started compiling the TV list but I should have it for the October issue. If you know of any movies that I have missed or have any TV listings to add please send them to me and I will publish them in the October issue. Well, that's about it for the September issue. I invite your comments, questions, suggestions on how to make it better. Also send in your first sneeze stories, links, texts, eyewitness accounts, want ads, additions to the movie and TV lists, and descriptions of your "ultimate fantasy sneeze". Hoping for bright sun and high pollen counts, Rob