The Sneeze Volume 1 Issue 2 August 1997 Hello and welcome to the second issue of the Sneeze, the monthly newsletter for people with a sneezing fetish. And our list keeps growing. If you know of anyone who would like to be included in the mailing list please have them e-mail me at Demon327@aol.com. I am going to ask that everybody here follows a simple rule set by webmeistro in the first newsletter. That is don't trade something that you got on trade from somebody else without their permission. Some of the people with smaller collections may not be able to make later trades if somebody got all they have though an earlier trade with somebody else, and that just wouldn't be fair. First sneezes This section of the newsletter will be for recounting our first encounters with this fetish. This month's installment comes from TommKat68. I was around 10 years old. with my parents in (of all places) Church. It was the height of summer, and very warm. The priest was droning on and on , as priests will, when behind me to the right, I heard a light sniffing sound. I turned to look. There was a woman, probably in her early 30's, with her family. She was fairly attractive, tall, with a "dorothy hamill"-type bob cut, that was brown, frosted with blonde. She was an slight on top, but had long legs and wide hips. Her face was nicely shaped, blue eyes with almost pointy eyebrows. Her nose was long (not big) and narrow. Again, it was the sniffing sound that caught my attention. So I watched. Every so often, she would bring her finger up to her nose, hold one nostril shut, sniff lightly thourgh the other nostril, and then gently rub under her nose. She seemed to be mildly annoyed and frustrated - no matter how she tried, it seemed that she could not stop her nose from irritating her. I kept watching. Then one time as she was bringing her hand up to her nose, her eyes got noticeably teary very quickly (don't ask me how I saw this...I just remember it perfectly!) She got to her nostril and sniffed lightly again, but didn't rub. She put her hand back in her lap. Her eyes were still watery, and her nostrils were flaring slightly. When she brought her hand up again, she did the "nostril thing", rubbed gently, then did the "nostril thing" AGAIN, and put her hand down. For about 3 seconds she sat like a statue, hands lightly folded in her lap, not moving and from what I could see, not BREATHING. Her face was frozen, except her eyes were closing slowly. Then, moving quickly, she was reaching frantically under her chair for her pocketbook. As she was doing this, her eyes closed all the way, her mouth opened halfway, and her nostrils flared as wide as her narrow nose would allow. As she was bringing up her pocketbook, she held one hand in front of her nose in a loose fist and sneezed... Hu-ESHOOeshoo.....Hu- ESHOO..........HU-ESHOO!!! Her head bobbed with each "eshoo", except the second half of the 1st one , and she quickly brushed her bangs out of her eyes in between each sneeze, before bring that loose fist back to her nose and mouth. I watched transfixed the entire. After she was done, she finally was able to get the tissue out of her purse. Before she blew her nose, she looked at her husband and went "Whew! Been waiting for those all morning!" Then she happend to glance in my direction, saw me staring and smiled! Flushed, I turned away, not daring to look for the rest of mass. I saw her many times in church after that, and saw her sneeze more than a few, but nothing ever compared to that 1st time! Made me an undying fan of the "1 and a half" sneeze (Hu-ESHOOeshoo)! If you would like to share your first sneeze experience in an upcoming issue please e-mail it to me and I will publish it in this section. Links Here are some interesting links to check out on the web: http://www.discovery.com/area/skinnyon/skinnyon970411/skinny1.html http://www2.best.com/~drice/goo/goods/sneeze.shtml http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Boardwalk/8296 (Sneeze Fetish Online) http://www2.msstate.edu/~mfc1/sneezes Eyewitness Accounts From Webmeistro: A good one today; I was working at my register, when a co-worker named Jen started working two registers down. She is about 18, 5'6", shoulder length brown hair with streaks of blonde, freckles, medium nose, very cute. She was wearing the required white buttoned shirt, black slacks, and apron. She was drinking Snapple and chatting. After a minute, I heard a sneeze. I looked up and Jen was covering her face with her hand. I watched her a discreetly as I could. She sneezed twice more, about ten seconds between sneezes. "hhh-CHHH!"; Her back was to me, but I could see her cover her mouth and bob her head forward. "I think I'm allergic to something", she said to nobody in particular. She sneezed five more times in the next three minutes. Most were with her back to me, but the last time she faced me to do a beauty. Her eyes closed lightly, her hand was near her face, as she stood wearing an 'I might sneeze' expression. After about two seconds the expression became 'going to sneeze'; This lasted two more seconds, then her head pressed into her hand at a 45 degree angle. "hhhhhh-CHHHH!" From Demon327 The Office: I was at work this morning sitting across from my boss this morning. She is about 5'-6", 150 lbs with long blond hair and blue eyes. She was wearing a long pink skirt and a pink jacket. As we were talking about what we had to do today she said "Oh, I have to sneeze." It was all I could do to keep from staring. She brought her left hand up and covered her nose and mouth with her hand cupped sideways. She sat like this for about two seconds (it felt like an eternity), then she closed her eyes. ha-IFFuu her head coming forward on the ha and bending at the waist for the rest. She didn't remove her hand from her mouth and nose so I hoped for the best. Her eyes opened as she sat back up, then closed again HA_IFFFuu bobing again as before. As she sat up and I blessed her she held her right hand up to her chest and said "ow that last one really hurt." I'm envisioning this being one of the biggest and best parts of the newsletter. Please send your eyewitness accounts for the next issue. Remember it can be one sneeze and still be interesting. Just be as descriptive as possible so that everyone can picture what you saw. I need all of your help with this section. I have only received input from a couple of people here. If you have a small or non-existant collection of sneezes this is where you can shine. So send them in ! This feature looks anorexic for Sep! Ultimate Sneeze This month's "ultimate sneeze" fantasy is from Webmeistro. The ultimate sneeze; a cute girl of about 18, skimpily dressed. She suddenly gasps and closes her eyes. She stands gasping for ten seconds, eyes squeezing tighter and tighter. She fumbles blindly in her purse for a tissue. Finally she throws her head back, inhales mightily, and fires a loud, messy sneeze into the tissue she grabbed just in time. "eeehh-chEEOO!" Three quick ones follow, a pause, then one more as big as the first. She mops her runny nose and mutters something about her allergies. I hand her a fresh tissue and offer to marry her ;-) Texts Want ads This was an idea that I just had, a place to request things that you've seen and maybe somebody else has. My two for this issue are Does anybody have the episode of ER where this redheaded photographer comes into the hospital because she is allergic to cats? Does anybody have a copy of the Clinton - Dole debate? I'm told that about two minutes into it a woman in the front sneezes. Does anybody remeber if Batgirl ever sneezed in the old Batman tv series? The list THE MOVIE LIST TITLE ACTRESS QTY QUALITY COMMENTS ROXANNE SHELLY DuVALL 1 10 NOT IN MY COPY OF SCRIPT MUST BE REAL THE JUROR CHER AS A DEF LAWYER (BELEIVED REAL) MARE WHITTINGHAM BEFORE HUTTON BECOMES ANGEL (REAL?) BAD TIMING KATHLEEN TURNER? 1 TERMS OF ENDEARMENT DEBRA WINGER 3 7 FOLLOWS THE WEDDING BETRAYED DEBRA WINGER MULT THROUGHOUT FILM (HAYFEVER?) MURPHY'S ROMANCE SALLY FIELD 10 7 IN THE HAY W/EX HUSBAND LEPRECHAUN II 6 8 #3 IN SLOW MOTION DROP DEAD FRED PHOEBE CATES 2 5 FLOWERS, MAKING SALAD ALICE IN WONDERLAND ANY 2 HOUSESITTER GOLDIE HAWN 1 7 AT APT TO USE PHONE GIRL MOST LIKELY TO STOCKARD CHANNING MULT 6 ALLERGIC TO ROSES THE CLOCK JUDY GARLAND GREAT SCENE ON BUS MANNEQUIN II 1 7 WHEN "AWAKENING" FIRST TIME DR. ZHIVAGO MULT 3 MID AGE HIGH MAINT. WOMAN NEAR START WHERE THE BOYS ARE MULT TWO GIRLS NEAR START (50'S-60'S) SINGLES BRIDGET FONDA 3 5 1ST 2 ARE PRETEND FAIR DISCUSSION TOP SECRET 1 7 DURING FORTRESS ATTACK NEAR END IQ MEG RYAN 1 ZAPPED 1 5 ALMOST LAST SCENE GREMLINS II 4 7 TWO DOUBLES IN MIDDLE MUPPET MOVIE MULT 6 PRODUCER'S SEC NEAR START GUYS AND DOLLS MULT CLUELESS 2 THE PAPER MARISSA TOMEI 1 THE MIRROR CRAK'D MULT 8 SEC HAS HAYFEVER VERY LOUD SNEEZES HEIDI ANY SAFE DIR BY TODD HAYNES UNBREAR LITNESS BEING 2 7 AFTER TRAIN RIDE FATHER OF THE BRIDE('54) MULT 6 AT WEDDING REHEARSAL WELC BCK ROXY CARMICL 1 6 HAIRSTYLIST AFTER BICYCLE CRASH BACKFIELD IN MOTION 2 6 SILKWOOD MERYL STREEP 1 8 FAKE (PRETENDS TO SNEEZE) IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER 2 7 THE SWAN GRACE KELLY 1 6 WHILE HIDING MODESTY BLAISE MONICA VITTI 1 4 WHILE HIDING A TALE OF JEALOSY MONICA VITTI 1 6 THE FACTS OF LIFE LUCILLE BALL 4 8 WHILE KISSING FIVE DESPARATE WOMEN STEPHANIE POWERS MULT 5 ALLERGY TO DOGS PERFECT MATCH JENNIFER EDWARDS 1 3 COLD DATE WITH AN ANGEL EMMANUEL BEART 1 8 DUST MY STEPMOM IS AN ALIEN KIM BASSINGER 2 7 FLOUR I've not started compiling the TV list but I should have it for the September issue. If you know of any movies that I have missed or have any TV listings to add please send them to me and I will publish them in the September issue. Well, that's about it for the August issue. I invite your comments, questions, suggestions on how to make it better. Also send in your first sneeze stories, links, texts, eyewitness accounts, want ads, additions to the movie and TV lists, and descriptions of your "ultimate sneeze". Hoping for bright sun and high pollen counts, Rob